Ladies & gentlemen without ado
I present to you: the well-heeled few
Please turn your cell phones off at their chateau
Find out how much you owe, it's the rich kid show

Their taste is impeccable; their lives are a spectacle
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Please no flash photography tonight
A millionaire's kids are sensitive to light
Watch all the rich kids fucking in their pool
Baby you're the fool at a 4-year school

They only wear the finest threads; they only take the strongest meds
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Their figures are adorable; their homes are exploreable
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Not since the olden time of kings
Have you seen such splendid beings
Please don't touch them; they'll catch cold
Their art is never trite
Their skin's the bluest white
Everything they touch is gold

Don't think I haven't any tact, I saved that for the last act
Don't go, baby you should know
They don't give a fuck about you, anything that you might know
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They don't give a fuck about you, anywhere that you might go
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They don't give a fuck about you, there won't be a tomorrow
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They don't give a fuck about you, dying in a ditch you go
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